Armando
Madeira Roberts
Aminee Starlight
Deadpool
Meryl Silverburgh
Imai Katayo
Logan S. Gunn
General Vulture
Alexander Kross
Revolver Ocelot
Sergei Dragunov
Carari Grey
Drake White
Ayanna Kaktas
Zach Tigerson
#2 Who Taught You How To Kill?
We open up in the Core of Isafaro located in Sector Seven. We see General Vulture sitting behind his desk in his office when Sergei enters the room. He walks towards the desk and drops the file with the name “Legion” on his desk. Vulture opens the file and flips through the pages.
General Vulture: Very good, Sergei. It's nice to have competence return to my command. With Dr. Harlan's files we'll be able to make many more like Legion. Speaking of which, Alexander! Where is Legion at currently?
Alexander: Looking over Legion's whereabouts on the Illuminati Legion is making her way through Sector Eleven. Slowly.
General Vulture: She's taking her time, testing her limits before facing the real threat. Just like a Vulture.
Alexander: We still need to talk about what to do with her. If she makes her way to the Core–
General Vulture: Sergei will make her wish she's never been born.
Alexander: I think she already wishes that.
The door to the office opens and Carari comes in with Vulture guards.
Carari: General, it's been too long.
General Vulture: Carari Grey. To what do I owe the honor of this visit?
Carari: Do I need a reason to visit my favorite General?
General Vulture: You are not a woman to waste your time with casual visits.
Carari: True. I do have a business to run.
General Vulture: Then get to the point.
Carari: You and your men have been awfully busy dealing with the Resistance, Jherrazad, Hallowton, that I thought you and your men could use a little R and R, and I have the perfect entertainment planned. Aminee Starlight wants to perform for you and your men.
Alexander: The Pop Idol?
Carari: My crowning achievement. I helped put her on the map, and she put Carari Incorporated on the map. Win, win.
General Vulture: Where?
Carari: Wherever you want it to be. Right here in the Core, if you so desired.
Alexander: Why would Aminee want to perform here? The people hate the Vulture, it'd be career suicide.
Carari: That's what I said, but she loves her General so much she insists on performing live for him. Free of charge, of course.
General Vulture: Tell your client that I would be more than happy to welcome her in the presence of real men.
Carari: I'll make the preparations now.
Carari takes her leave with the guards who came in with her.
Alexander: We're in the middle of fighting three wars, one on our own soil, and you're inviting Pop Stars to our base?
General Vulture: Alexander, you are a scientist. Does this situation concern science?
Alexander: No.
General Vulture: Then shut up!
We enter the Resistance Base where Drake, Ayanna, and Zach are on their way to the prison cells.
Drake: Whistles to Madeira Hey, baby! How would you like your cherry popped? Come visit me sometime.
Madeira: Looks at him in disgust
Ayanna: Drake, shut up!
Drake: Hey, Meryl! Hey! Don't look away from me I could recognize that ass anywhere. How's your dad? I've seen that hot piece of ass he's banging at home. What I wouldn't give to–!
Meryl: Storms up to Drake and punches him in the face
Drake: Falls down on his ass Whew! Still feisty.
Meryl: Go to hell!
Resistance Soldier: That's enough out of you!
The Resistance Soldier picks Drake up and carries him off with the others. We cut to Imai's office where Imai, Logan, and Armando are talking.
Imai: You're talking about infiltrating the Core. The most dangerous place in all of Isafaro. It'd be a suicide mission!
Armando: For one reason or another Vulture doesn't know that Aminee is with us yet. We can use that to our advantage. She goes in, gets the file, and gets out.
Logan: Are we sure that's all we want her to do?
Armando: What do you mean?
Logan: If she's going to be that close to the Vulture, now might be our best chance at taking him out.
Armando: No. If Aminee kills General Vulture she'll never be able to get out of there alive.
Logan: Isn't that worth the risk if it means ending the war?
Armando: A guy like Vulture is going to have a chain of command. Kill him and the next man in line will just take his place.
Imai: I agree with Armando. However, while she's in there she may be able to point out the other men in the chain of command. Give us their names and faces so we know who to target for later.
Armando: Sounds good.
Imai: But I don't want her going in there alone.
Armando: Don't worry. I already have that covered.
Cut to: Resistance Base First Floor
Deadpool: Hi, Ami! Guess what? I'm your entourage! Gets down on one knee and holds up flowers to Aminee Aminee, oh, Aminee, why art thou so awesome?
Aminee: Stares at Deadpool blankly and then walks away
Madeira: Walks over to Aminee Do promise me you'll be careful. You're going to be surrounded by a lot of dangerous people in there.
Aminee: All I have to do is sing, dance, and shake my ass. Don't worry, hon, this is what I do.
Madeira: And that works?
Aminee: Oh, Made. Sweet, sweet, innocent Made. I have so much to teach you. Lesson One: the fastest way to a man's heart is through his cock.
Madeira: That sounds incredibly painful.
Logan: Approaches the group Aminee, can I talk to you for a minute?
Aminee and Logan walks to somewhere private.
Aminee: You come to tell me to be careful, too?
Logan: No. I've come here to give you this. Hands Aminee a knife
Aminee: Takes knife What am I supposed to do with this?
Logan: You're going to be close to the Vulture. Closer than any of us has ever been. If you get the chance, you kill him.
Aminee: Are these Imai's orders as well?
Logan: Yes.
Aminee: Well, that would certainly save my career. The woman who killed General Vulture. I like the sound of that.
Logan: Be careful.
Aminee: Where's the fun in that?
Cut to: Limousine
Aminee and Deadpool are sitting in the back of the limo. Deadpool is wearing all black complete with a mask to hide his identity, and Aminee is wearing a brown coat.
Aminee: Now, here's the plan, while I'm entertaining the Vulture's crew, you sneak out and start looking for those files. Once you have them we get out and act like nothing happened, do you understand?
Deadpool: You mean, I don't get to see the show?
Aminee: Wade...
Deadpool: Yeah, yeah. Grab the files and get out. Got it.
The limo stops.
Aminee: Time to start the show.
Aminee and Deadpool exit the limo to red carpet and flashes of cameras' lights all around them as they make their way for the Core. Deadpool stops to pose for all the different camera shots while Aminee walks on not paying any attention to the crowd. We cut to the top floor where Vulture, Ocelot, Sergei, Alexander, Carari, and several of the Vulture's troops are waiting, most of them sitting down while Ocelot and Sergei remains standing. Aminee walks up to the center of the room so all the Vulture troops can see her. Whistles and dog calls coming all around as she looks at General Vulture.
General Vulture: Welcome to the Core, Ms Starlight. It is a pleasure to have you with us.
Aminee: Please, call me Aminee, and the pleasure is all mine. Starts to unbutton the top two buttons on her coat I'm sure you boys don't mind if I make myself a little more comfort?
The soldiers cheer loudly.
Aminee: I didn't think so. Signals for her music to play
Deadpool: Click play on the CD player
Aminee: The music begins playing as Aminee moves her hips back and forth, letting her hair wave around her head as she gets into the mood. You're like a drop of acid ring. You're melting my flesh, running through my veins. My body feels like it's in a cold, somehow I lost my self control. You got me hot, you got me off! Damn it's so hot I'm tearing my clothes off! Starts pulling her coat off You took it deep! You took it there! I want know know! Throws her coat off to reveal the clothes on underneath Who taught you how to fuck? Who taught you how to please? Turns around and shakes her ass Who gave you the secret to bring a woman to her knees? Spins around and starts facing General Vulture I'm caught up. But sure, sure enough. Did you read a book about the kamasutra? Who taught you how to fuck?
General Vulture attention is only on Aminee, Ocelot didn't care for the performance, Sergei only looks on indifferent, Alexander's eyes widen at the sight, and Carari moves her head slightly back and forth to the music. Deadpool starts to sneak out while Aminee is distracting them.
Deadpool: Time to be stealthy!
Aminee: Gets on her hands and knees crawling towards Vulture You're like a mystic cold shower. Pouring your light in my flower. Creating a haven in my soul. Rolls on her back looking at the General upside down If I ever be able to let you go.
Aminee gets up to her feet and walks over to Vulture, but she's stop by the guards. Vulture wave them off and they move out of the way allowing Aminee to sit on his lap and start grinding against him You got me hot, you got me off! Damn it's so hot I'm tearing my clothes off! You took it deep! You took it there! I want know know! Who taught you how to fuck? Who taught you how to please? Whispers in Vulture's ear Who gave you the secret to bring a woman to her knees? Pulls back, turning around on his lap running her back down him I'm caught up. But sure, sure enough. Did you read a book about the kamasutra? Moves back around to her front Who taught you how to fuck?
Cut to: The Core Labs
Deadpool: Peeks his head into the lab If I were an evil scientist, where would I put my files on the evil ghost child? Deadpool jumps into the room and starts trashing the place looking for the files. He finds some chemicals and starts breaking the vials What do these do? One loud explosion later he turns into the Hulk DEADPOOL SMASH! A second explosion turns him back to normal. Rubs his head Man, could you imagine the Hulk with a healing factor? The madder Deadpool gets, the faster he... heals... Sees the Legion file sitting on the table on the other side of the room Eureka! Runs over to it and grabs it Where have you been all my life? Flips through the pages We have taken the DNA of demons – Blah, blah, blah! Multiple thoughts running through her mind all at once – Yada, yada, yada! Today we tested Legion – all caps – against the Shock Troops of the unit Plague – once again all caps – their brains exploded from inside their skulls... There are no words in the English Dictionary to describe what it is we've accomplished here toady. Not only have we created a weapon of overwhelming power, we have given the Ancients a face. Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Blasphemy!
Deadpool disappears and then gets real close to the screen.
Deadpool: There you go, DoA members. I hope you've enjoyed your site reference so you can feel special for two lousy seconds. The poor saps at the other forums Tori posts this on aren't going to know what the hell I'm talking about. Hears soldiers starting to rush towards the labs. Uh oh! Gotta run! Flees
Cut to: The Core Top Floor
General Vulture takes Aminee into his arm, Aminee wrapping her arm over his shoulder while he has his over her waist, hand down on her ass as they walk
General Vulture: Aminee and I will be moving this party elsewhere. The rest of you back to work.
Vulture and Aminee enters his private bed chambers. Immediately embracing each other in a deep, passionate kiss against the wall before moving towards the bed. Aminee removes his shirt, exposing his bare chest, and removing the hat from his head. They fall on the bed, Aminee straddling the General and kissing up and down his chest, playing with his neck and kissing his lips some more. She starts, smiling at the General. The General smiles back, watching Aminee go down to undo his belt and jeans, pulling them down and moving back up to his chest. Aminee's hand slips downward, taking out the knife. Vulture closes his eyes, enjoying Aminee's touch as she brings the knife up and aims it for Vulture's heart. Vulture catches it right before it could penetrate his heart and opens his eyes to look at Aminee.
General Vulture: Big mistake.
Sergei: Grabs Aminee from behind and drags her off the bed
General Vulture: Get her out of my sight. I grow bored of her.
Aminee spits in Vulture's face before Sergei drags her out of the room. Vulture wipes the spit off of his face. The camera switches back to the top floor where Deadpool is looking around for Aminee.
Deadpool: Where Ami go? Hey! Ami! Where are you?
Deadpool sees Sergei coming out with Aminee in hand.
Aminee: Wade, get out of here!
Sergei signals for the soldiers to attack. They get up and starts shooting at Deadpool who starts repelling bullets with his Katana blades. The soldiers start firing explosive rounds destroying the blades as soon as they come into contact with it.
Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gets down on his knees and cradle the swords in his arms Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Mama gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring. Sobs. Stands up and starts shooting all the Vulture's guys with his guns while running through the floors and jumping out the window I can do this! All I have to do is not look down and I'll keep running back to home base! Falls down hitting the ground hard. Slowly pulls himself up from the pavement to find tanks all around him Oh boy.
Deadpool gets shot to hell by the tanks, but after they finish firing Deadpool, most of his outfit gone showing his hideous form, gets on top of one of the tanks, open the cockpit and pulls out the driver inside.
Deadpool: Mind if I steal this? Tosses him aside and gets in the tank That's a sport! Let's see what this baby can do! Starts firing the tank's main gun, grenades, missiles, and laser beams Is there anything this thing can't do? Starts teleporting The tank can teleport! Teleports around the base WOOHOO! Finds the turbo switch and flips it on Switch into turbo! Blasts off at high speeds and escapes the Core
Cut to: The Core Top Floor
Ocelot: Approaches Sergei who is holding Aminee Take her to the interrogation room. I'm going to have some fun with her.
Aminee: Struggles as they carry her away
FIN